I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
You can't get there by bus only by hard work and risk and by not quite...
If I can't get the girl at least give me more money.
Be as smart as you can but remember that it is always better to be wise than...
I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when...
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to...
I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion....
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself a reminder to myself...
I find myself going to places where I really have no business speaking to...
You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out...
I'm an angry person angrier than most people would imagine I get flashes of...
Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others but keep...
