I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party you couldn't pay me enough.
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak get up in front of the...
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again so is a bicycle repair kit.
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid...
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those...
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William...
Once you become successful people know where you live the type of house you...
Never trust a man who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.
