Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesn't mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limit's still 65.
People not just reporters are more interested in politics than in...
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher...
With humor it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader...
There's always a source for humor.
If it's inappropriate to write about if there's nothing funny about it then...
We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny...
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind like a mild...
Canadians are very well behaved they don't throw their food.
I don't cook. I don't know anything about food. I've never reviewed a...
I don't think I've ever read a food piece or a food book.
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that...
The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices...
I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and...
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
Health food makes me sick.
