I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character I cleave the character in half on his birthday. And then it starts raining. And he's made of sugar.
I was 20 years old working as a roofer and a telemarketer and driving a taxi...
I'll go out but I leave early before the shenanigans. I don't really do the...
I'm pretty focused on my career and if it comes down to hanging out with...
I don't need to be wildly famous for my life to make sense.
I like the idea of dating but I'm not dating anyone exclusively...
If people are taking pictures of me at Starbucks it's not the end of the...
I've worked as a labourer driven taxis and school buses and been a car...
