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Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...

But most good movies have a gun in them.

I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...

I've been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every...

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written I think one sign of...

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your...

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone...

What other people call dark and despairing I call funny.

I tend to show everything I do to my family to check they won't be offended.

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe...

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people but still I keep a...

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday...

After a few months in my parents' basement I took an apartment near the...