I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked 'Does he bite?' and she said 'No.' And I said 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.
We had cocktail parties and I'd stay up until 5 in the morning.
I loved to get all dusty and ride horses and plant potatoes and cotton.
