What I work hard at doing is staying on a path of being kind and showing and proving that I'm a good person to society. That's hard. The talent that's a gift. I just came here like that.
Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
I work really hard at trying to see the big picture and not getting stuck in...
Comedy can be especially in a writer's room really aggressive kind of a...
I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I...
Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on...
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from...
The first time probably people really were aware of me I unfortunately had...
While I was doing stand-up I thought I knew for sure that success meant...
I was raised in an atmosphere of 'everything's fine.' But as I got older I...
I get those fleeting beautiful moments of inner peace and stillness - and...
I get bored easily so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label so I...
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...
I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love I don't...
So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like...
If we're destroying our trees and destroying our environment and hurting...
I'd like to be more patient! I just want everything now. I've tried to...
We have two dogs Mabel and Wolf and three cats at home Charlie George and...
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten....
In the beginning there was nothing. God said 'Let there be light!' And there...
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10...
I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be...
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I...
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well no I was an...
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's...
Even before I knew I was gay I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I...
People love their animals so much so that they put little clothes on them and...
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity and a lot of...
When we were growing up our parents somehow made it clear that being famous...
Faith is part of who I am yes. I was raised Christian Scientist. The most...
Here are the values that I stand for: honesty equality kindness compassion...
Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point...
My dad is still Christian Scientist. My mom's not and I'm not. But I believe...
