If you want total security go to prison. There you're fed clothed given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the...
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes.
If you met my dad I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my...
Dear motorist on the information superhighway. I'm sorry I do not have a car.
