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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To...

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy...

Success didn't spoil me I've always been insufferable.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that...

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors a location where it cannot...

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient...

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It...

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters....

Great people talk about ideas average people talk about things and small...

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are in fact...

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future don't...

Polite conversation is rarely either.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public...

If you're going to America bring your own food.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child ' for it has been my invariable...

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death....

Contrary to popular opinion the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an...

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly...