When I planned my wedding the first time my ex-husband and I we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave wise rich...
Time and tide wait for no man.
By nature men love newfangledness.
Love is blind.
People can die of mere imagination.
Filth and old age I'm sure you will agree are powerful wardens upon chastity.