That's the beauty of being a comedian - it's the one job you're allowed to do that. We're lucky. We're really lucky.
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying...
By recollecting the pleasures I have had formerly I renew them I enjoy them...
My success and my misfortunes the bright and the dark days I have gone...
In the mean time I worship God laying every wrong action under an interdict...
The man who has sufficient power over himself to wait until his nature has...
As to the deceit perpetrated upon women let it pass for when love is in...
Marriage is the tomb of love.
I know that I have lived because I have felt and feeling giving me the...
I have met with some of them - very honest fellows who with all their...
I have often met with happiness after some imprudent step which ought to have...
I learned very early that our health is always impaired by some excess either...
I always made my food congenial to my constitution and my health was always...
For my future I have no concern and as a true philosopher I never would...
Heart and head are the constituent parts of character temperament has almost...
Should I perchance still feel after my death I would no longer have any...
I am bound to add that the excess in too little has ever proved in me more...
It is only necessary to have courage for strength without self-confidence is...
The history of my life must begin by the earliest circumstance which my...
