Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in but with what it is still possible for you to do.
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I took religion much too seriously however and its overall effect was...
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Maybe I fear things going wrong so much that I pre-empt them by not getting...
But I like going to church. If you've been brought up in the Church of...
I'm just part of a tradition of people who aren't pleased. I would never...
There were a few teachers who just did not like me because of my face. Once...
The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance...
