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    Jenny Eclair's Quotes and Sayings 12

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    Jenny Eclair famous quotations and many other quotes wrote by Jenny Eclair
    Travel

    What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a...

    Respect

    I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have...

    Poetry

    I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress so I...

    Marriage

    I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar...

    Home

    Well I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have...

    Funny

    As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965 I didn't know that funny women existed....

    Funny

    I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being...

    Fear

    I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a...

    Education

    I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her...

    Death

    I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone -...

    Dad

    I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad...

    Dad

    After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s I started...

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