Every company has two organizational structures: The formal one is written on the charts the other is the everyday relationship of the men and women in the organization.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any...
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak...
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a...
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen...
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit...
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure...
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
If you can lie you can act and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends you can...
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded...
