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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself...

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your...

Oh I'm terrible at travel.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other...

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week...

I've spent lots of time in London I studied in London I like London. It's...

Comedy's so subjective and if someone comes to watch doesn't get it...

It is easy for me to love myself but for ladies to do it is another question...

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be...

My work's never been accepted by my family but it's something I'll always...

I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism...

You always hear people saying 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad' but I'd...

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was...

I used to be good with kids but as I get older I'm grumpy and terrible with...