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And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

To me a cat is an easy pet they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa I saw a hippo in a house. Someone...

To be honest marriage doesn't scare me and that it's just once you've been...