Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn't know that? We breed smart-ass quippy funny people. Not that I'm one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
The truth is sex doesn't mean that much to me now.
A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.
Humor has been the balm of my life but it's been reserved for those close to...
I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...
It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because...
