A few years ago I was at a party and this guy threw me over his shoulder ran across the street put me in his car and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
There are never enough I Love You's.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Communism is like one big phone company.
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
The only honest art form is laughter comedy. You can't fake it... try to...
