My mom would be leaving the house and she'd say 'Don't you pull out all of the old dresses in the attic and put on a show again!' And the door would close and that's exactly what I'd do. The show was calling me!
There are never enough I Love You's.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Communism is like one big phone company.
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
The only honest art form is laughter comedy. You can't fake it... try to...
