Life is suffering. Life is not resistance to suffering. The point of life is to suffer. This is why we're here: We're here to suffer. I believe in a higher power that compassionately allows suffering for us as a race to grow and mature.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
One and one is two and two and two is four and five will get you ten if you...
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will...
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
Personally I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
When women go wrong men go right after them.
I only like two kinds of men domestic and imported.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
A man's kiss is his signature.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall debonair and devastating...
It's not the men in my life that count it's the life in my men.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home I'm tired.
Marriage is a great institution but I'm not ready for an institution.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
I like a man who's good but not too good - for the good die young and I...
A hard man is good to find.
When I'm good I'm very very good but when I'm bad I'm better.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
When I'm good I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I used to be Snow White but I drifted.
Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number...
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another in case it doesn't rain.
Look your best - who said love is blind?
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
