I'm sorry it's true. Having children really changes your view on these things. We're born we live for a brief instant and we die. It's been happening for a long time. Technology is not changing it much - if at all.
With women I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I...
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to...
