I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say 'Hi Dave!'
With women I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I...
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to...
