The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only way you can make a man trustworthy is to trust him and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him.
I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew...
One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance...
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down but they're trying...
Stealing you'll go far in life. Actually there is something funny about...
Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was...
I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me....
It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me...