Let us not be deceived we are today in the midst of a cold war.
You should never have to say hello or goodbye. Even at work sometimes and I...
I feel lucky because I was a nerd which I talk about in the book but I had...
I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports I...
I would love to be married. But it's not a necessity like the way that I feel...
On 'The Office ' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings...
I have such a rich fantasy life I can't help it. I do make up a lot of...
I had these kind of unrealistic expectations that were fueled by romantic...
What I'd really like to write is a romantic comedy. This is my favorite kind...
I regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi in which the world...
Woody Allen is really the ultimate. I love that he believed in himself enough...
People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore hyper-realistic bee...
Not to be weird but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom even...
I always knew I wanted kids but when my mom passed away I was like 'I want...
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship...
When men hear women want a commitment they think it means commitment to a...
Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of...
I try not to put anything political on the forefront of what I'm trying to do...
People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and...
It used to be that you had to make female TV characters perfect so no one...
When I was a little kid I wrote this play about all these characters living...
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is...
I have a great job writing for 'The Office ' but really all television...
We always think of a diet with a big groan. But I think diets are fun. I...
My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't...
Anyone who's lost someone to cancer will say this that you have to struggle...
I think a lot of writers male and female write as if their parents were...
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays....
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every...
As a kid I always loved serialized books. It's the reason why people love...
The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you...
