Whenever I'm having a bad day and have an attitude I stay home. I keep it at home.
A homely face and no figure have aided many women heavenward.
To know one's self is wisdom but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
Experience is a good teacher but she sends in terrific bills.
The difference between a saint and a hypocrite is that one lies for his...
The very women who object to the morals of a notoriously beautiful actress...