When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Winter is nature's way of saying 'Up yours.'
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
