When you're a kid you see your parents reading the newspaper and you're like 'God why are they reading the newspaper?' When you're young you're not reading the newspaper. But there comes a time in your life when the newspaper's cool.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Winter is nature's way of saying 'Up yours.'
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
