I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women you know.
If you can laugh together you can work together.
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled...
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find...
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Humor starts like a wildfire but then continues on smoldering smoldering...
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the...
In prehistoric times mankind often had only two choices in crisis...
I take my children everywhere but they always find their way back home.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history...
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells...
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes...
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Older people shouldn't eat health food they need all the preservatives they...
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in...
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said 'Take my heart! Take my...
