For most of my 20s I looked like I was 12. Now that I'm pushing 40 I guess I look closer to... 15? It must be my macrobiotic diet. Oh wait except that I don't have one of those.
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars just intense negotiations every...
Spring is nature's way of saying 'Let's party!'
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I'm sorry if you were right I'd agree with you.
When you look at Prince Charles don't you think that someone in the Royal...
No matter what people tell you words and ideas can change the world.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a...
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
