A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.
Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of...
And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light but the Electricity...
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
