My eyesight is not nearly as good. My hearing is probably going away. My memory is slipping too. But I'm still around.
So I got home and the phone was ringing. I picked it up and said 'Who's...
I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing...
One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally...
Apparently one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five...
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...
Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
