It's sour grapes I admit I want to be more famous so people are examining my work couplet by couplet you know what I mean? That's the level where I want to go.
Well my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of...
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a...
A woman tells her doctor 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says 'It's old...