We cast away priceless time in dreams born of imagination fed upon illusion and put to death by reality.
There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history....
Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety....
Men are superior to women for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.