Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
Whether you are on the Right or the Left everyone can agree that there are a...
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North...
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not...
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually you know what? I say that...
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention ' it would be funny.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them but he doesn't...
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system but they are in way over...
That show 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?
