One already feels like an anachronism writing novels in the age of what-ever-this-is-the-age-of but touring to promote them feels doubly anachronistic. The marketplace is showing an increasing intolerance for the time-honored practice of printing information on paper and shipping it around the country.
If at any moment of the day I ever think I'm remotely cool at all which is hardly ever I have two daughters who make sure that never happens.