If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
In Genesis it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief.
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives...
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most...
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little...
Losing my anonymity in this world I think is something that I find...
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own...
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
