If the world were a bar America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah the other people in the bar may be afraid of him but they sure as hell don't respect him.
Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly....
I don't like to boast but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other...
If an animal does something we call it instinct if we do the same thing for...
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...