If you pretend to be good the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism.
Oh man if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers things would be easier.
What I do is not rocket science but I sure do love it.
We run into some pretty tough arguments sometimes but the idea is that at...
Opportunity does not knock it presents itself when you beat down the door.
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...