Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.
Everybody thinks it's going to be so glamorous so cool you're on 'Glee ' you know a hit show or whatever.
I'd been a wedding singer through college but after a few years of doing my...
My younger sister had kids before I did and managed to earn a master's...
I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily nail polish...
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...
