We spend billions of pounds on welfare yet millions are trapped on welfare. It's not worth their while going into work.
Never judge someone by who he's in love with judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool appraising glance at his pals.
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...