As a kid this is what I wanted my life to be. Not in my wildest dreams did I ever dare to dream that it would be this.
As a father you immediately become uncool especially the older they get. The older you get it's inevitable that as cool as you think you are you're probably just as lame in your kids' eyes.
I hope gay marriage will be legal in every state.
I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.
He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, 'everybody tries...
I think certain people like to torture me because they think I've had it...
