I haven't got a car or a house. I've got a wife but I didn't pay for her! I spend all my money on my glorious wife. She's here with a knife at my throat!
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be...
In marriage there are no manners to keep up and beneath the wildest...
If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog...
When I win awards, I think of my father.
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends and now I'm...
My sensei was a British karate champion named Brian Fitkin. He was my mentor...
