Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it direct it produce it the audience votes and you go home. There's nothing more satisfying.
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken bigger than a rat.
I feel sorry... for people who've had skinny privilege and then have it taken...
As a kid I was always mad - just noticing the women at Thanksgiving running...
Reclaiming the word 'fat' was the most empowering step in my progress. I...
When I win awards, I think of my father.
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends and now I'm...
My sensei was a British karate champion named Brian Fitkin. He was my mentor...