Truth titillates the imagination far less than fiction.
I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them and always tell them to talk to me about it.
You get somebody to crack a smile that's a beautiful thing.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show...
My sense of humor is a turkey and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in...
When I win awards, I think of my father.
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends and now I'm...
My sensei was a British karate champion named Brian Fitkin. He was my mentor...