I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind like a mild disability some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
If you can lie you can act and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends you can act under pressure.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat...
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a...
The Peking man was a thinking being standing erect dating to the beginning...
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town....
I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after...