I've always wanted to be a dad. I just can't wait to have a little rug rat running around. I used to want five or six kids but maybe I've become too self-absorbed over the years. I think two would be perfect.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death where is thy sting?
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own...
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
Gotta break your neck to see a star in this yard.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run...
When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the...
