President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it...
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any...
I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out of my nose.
Gotta break your neck to see a star in this yard.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run...
When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the...
