I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports I wasn't good at anything artsy ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd.
Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.
Where is there beauty when you see deprivation and starvation?
Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic.
Gotta break your neck to see a star in this yard.
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP they have run...
When we are dealing with death we are constantly being dragged down by the...
