The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated...
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will...
Use a thousand ways to boost rural income and decrease peasants' burden.
