I heard the Beatles and the Stones and Mom bought me an electric guitar. I played lead for four years and then switched to bass. One day someone suggested that I should sing so I sheepishly stepped up to the microphone and the rest is rock history.
Democracy... is a charming form of government full of variety and disorder and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike.
I never did anything worth doing by accident nor did any of my inventions...
Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom.
Only the dead have seen the end of war.
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated...
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will...
Use a thousand ways to boost rural income and decrease peasants' burden.