No matter how corrupt and unjust a convict may be he loves fairness more than anything else. If the people placed over him are unfair from year to year he lapses into an embittered state characterized by an extreme lack of faith.
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing.
After a gig I always head back to the hotel remembering granny's words of...
I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage I was a bit...
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type...
You make mistakes, mistakes don't make you
I think that's the whole point of Bridget Jones. It's all about that it's...
The Soviet Union did not achieve victory over the West so was my information...
