You should hurry up and acquire the cigar habit. It's one of the major happinesses. And so much more lasting than love so much less costly in emotional wear and tear.
My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well maybe they're a bit more entertaining.
Also I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts but...
But most good movies have a gun in them.
I go to the movies at least five times a week and after a while everything...
A man who envies our family is a man who needs...
Loyalty to the family must be merged into loyalty...
Irish is the prominent nationality in the family, but beyond that, I...