Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well he has a lovely wife and family a beautiful home money in the bank and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my...
Most ball games are lost not won.
You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
A man who envies our family is a man who needs...
Loyalty to the family must be merged into loyalty...
Irish is the prominent nationality in the family, but beyond that, I...
